You’re right. Frances Dilorinzo‘s standup routine is absolutely hilarious. As to boobs, I have a different perspective. I am a transgender woman and enhanced my breasts to give me a D cup. I didn’t do it for size, but to give me a shapely figure being a tall girl. I’m 6‘1“. I had my doubts when my surgeon suggested 500s. I thought 300 might be more reasonable. They seemed massive, but she ultimately turned out to be right. I have a nice figure.

My wife (yes I’m still married) is the member of the family who always notices boobs and butts. Whenever we go someplace she makes a comment about particularly well endowed women when we leave. She says something like, “Did you see the boobs on that girl?” I never notice. I never look. What always fascinated me about women were their eyes and their faces and the way they held themselves. It told me so much about the person within. That was my focus, not external mammary glands. I guess you could say my wife is actually the guy in the family.

Now that I am a passable trans woman who rarely gets clocked and is relatively well endowed, I have noticed how men seem fascinated by my breasts. I will be talking to one and have to remind him that my face is up here. 😂. Or they find excuses to brush up against them or just reach over and cup them or tweak my nipples. I find it amazing the utter fascination that otherwise grown men seem to have with breasts. I like mine. I like other women with a nice figure, but boobs are only one part of our physical appearance. What is far more important is the overall package and the woman deep within. That is where I connect with people.